The Fields Of Coleraine By Adam Lindsay Gordon

    On the fields of Col�raine there�ll be labour in vain
    Before the Great Western is ended,
    The nags will have toil�d, and the silks will be soil�d,
    And the rails will require to be mended.

    For the gullies are deep, and the uplands are steep,
    And mud will of purls be the token,
    And the tough stringy-bark, that invites us to lark,
    With impunity may not be broken.

    Though Ballarat�s fast, and they say he can last,
    And that may be granted hereafter,
    Yet the judge�s decision to the Border division
    Will bring neither shouting nor laughter.

    And Blueskin, I�ve heard that he goes like a bird,
    And I�m told that to back him would pay me;
    He�s a good bit of stuff, but not quite good enough,
    �Non licuit credere famae.�

    Alfred ought to be there, we all of us swear
    By the blood of King Alfred, his sire;
    He�s not the real jam, by the blood of his dam,
    So I sha�n�t put him down as a flyer.

    Now, Hynam, my boy, I wish you great joy,
    I know that when fresh you can jump, sir;
    But you�ll scarce be in clover, when you�re ridden all over,
    And punished from shoulder to rump, sir.

    Archer goes like a shot, they can put on their pot,
    And boil it to cover expenses;
    Their pot will boil over, the run of his dover
    He�ll never earn over big fences.

    There�s a horse in the race, with a blaze on his face,
    And we know he can gallop a docker!
    He�s proved himself stout, of his speed there�s no doubt,
    And his jumping�s according to Cocker.

    When Hynam�s outstripp�d, and when Alfred is whipp�d,
    To keep him in sight of the leaders,
    While Blueskin runs true, but his backers look blue,
    For his rider�s at work with the bleeders;

    When his carcase of beef brings �the bullock� to grief,
    And the rush of the tartan is ended;
    When Archer�s in trouble, who�s that pulling double,
    And taking his leaps unextended?

    He wins all the way, and the rest, sweet, they say,
    Is the smell of the newly-turned plough, friend,
    But you smell it too close when it stops eyes and nose,
    And you can�t tell your horse from your cow, friend.