Thick-headed Thoughts By Adam Lindsay Gordon

No. I

    I�ve something of the bull-dog in my breed,
    The spaniel is developed somewhat less;
    While life is in me I can fight and bleed,
    But never the chastising hand caress.
    You say the stroke was well intended. �True.�
    You mention �It was meant to do me good.�
    �That may be.� �You deserve it.� �Granted, too.�
    �Then take it kindly.� �No, I never could.�

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    How many a resolution to amend
    Is made, and broken, as the years run round!
    And how can others on your word depend,
    When faithless to ourselves we�re often found?
    I�ve often swore, �Henceforward I�ll reform,
    And bid my vices, follies, all take wing.�
    To keep my promise, �mid temptation�s storm,
    I�ve always found was quite another thing.

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    I saw a donkey going down the road
    The other day; a boy was on his back,
    Who on the long-eared quadruped bestowed,
    With a stout cudgel, many a hearty thwack;
    But lazier and lazier grew the beast,
    Until he dwindled to a step so slow
    That I felt sure �twould take him, at the least,
    Full half-an-hour one blessed mile to go.

    Soliloquising on this state of things,
    �That moke�s like me,� I muttered, with a sigh;
    �He might go faster if he�d got some wings,
    But Nature�s made him better off than I;
    For though I�ve all his obstinacy, aye! all,
    His sullen spirit, and his dogged ways,
    I�ve not one particle, however small,
    Of that praiseworthy patience he displays.�

No. II

    A man is independent of the world,
    And little recks of strife or angry brawl,
    If �gainst a host his banner be unfurled,
    Be his heart stout, it matters not at all.
    With woman �tis not so; for she seems hurled
    From hand to hand, as is a tennis ball.
    How queer that such a difference should be
    Between a human he and human she.

No. III

    �Tis a wicked world we live in;
    Wrong in reason, wrong in rhyme;
    But no matter: we�ll not give in
    While we still can come to time.

    Strength�s a shadow; Hope is madness,
    Love, delusion; Friendship, sham;
    Pleasure fades away to sadness,
    None of these are worth a d–n.

    There is naught on earth to please us;
    All things at the crisis fail.
    Friends desert us, bailiffs tease us,
    (To such foes we give leg-bail).

    But a stout heart still maintaining,
    Quells the ills we all must meet,
    And a spirit fear disdaining
    Lays our troubles at our feet.

    So we�ll ne�er surrender tamely
    To the ills that throng us fast.
    If we must die, let�s die gamely;
    Luck may take a turn at last.